Famous Quotes About Morning

Be pleasant until ten o’clock in the morning and the rest of the day will take care of itself.
–Elbert Hubbard

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
–Unknown

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.
–Josh Billings

Luxury is an ancient notion. There was once a Chinese mandarin who had himself wakened three times every morning simply for the pleasure of being told it was not yet time to get up.
–Argosy

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up.
–Robert Lynd

‘Tis always morning somewhere in the world.
–Richard Henry Horne

I awoke one morning and found myself famous.
–Lord Byron

I don’t think I’d recommend doing an early morning radio show on a hangover.
–Margherita Taylor

When I wake up in the morning, I just can’t get started until I’ve had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I’ve tried other enemas…
–Emo Philips

When travelling with someone, take large doses of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.
–Helen Hayes

This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
–Rodney Dangerfield

If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the same race, creed and color, we would find some other causes for prejudice by noon.
–George Aiken

You wake up in the morning and you look at your old spoon, and you say to yourself, ‘Mick, it’s time to get yourself a new spoon.’ And you do.
–Mick Jagger

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got into my pyjamas I don’t know.
–Groucho Marx

I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.
–Bruce Willis

“What do you mean?” Gandalf said. “Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?”

–J.R.R Tolkien “The Hobbit”