Arrival of the Penguins

Good morning! We are the Penguins, new co-authors of this blog. We’re here because we saw that you’ll need some old penguin-wisdom. It’s very useful in many situations. (For example when your tail is frozen then you’ll just have to… You know … or ask a penguin if you don’t.) Of course morning is the best part of the day. Yes, yes, especially after couple of months of polar night.
OK, enough about us, let’s get to the point.

Today we going to teach you a good old penguins’ wake up technique. First thing after waking is shaking off the snow! Now slide on the ice to the shore and jump in the ocean. Are you in the ocean? Good! Now find a shoal of fish, swim quietly behind it… and catch them. After you’re done eating get back on the shore. See! There is no trace of sleep left. It’s very fast and easy. And best of all – there’s no need for coffee. (Not that we have any here.)

We’re gonna go now, we have to do stuff. So long!