About Coffee Trough Penguin Eyes

Morning! Penguins here. Today we’ve got a great story for you how we… Stop, lets start from the beginning.

Couple of days ago we decided to go for a little walk. Just for fun, you know. Actually, we were going to search for the blue snow but that’s not important at the moment. So we were wandering around and suddenly instead of blue snow we found an abandoned camp of polar researchers. That wasn’t quite what we were looking for, but somehow it was even better. You see, polar researchers often have all kinds of cool stuff like shiny things and all sorts of hairy things and even machines that go bing! So we were checking what they had this time and found… coffee. That’s right, a real pack of coffee. Finally.

Next morning we gathered all together to try and taste the coffee. Everybody was so excited about it. After all, that was the very first coffee that we had ever got and so on. We stood around the coffee and smelled it. Smell was… lets say, it was nothing like fish. One of us asked if it had gone bad? We sniffed again but it didn’t smell like dead fish either. No fish at all.

We stood there for a couple of hours but no one was brave enough. Finally our leader took the first beakful. Others watched carefully how his eyes went wide open. “Wakes pretty fast,” we nodded. Leader nodded back and started to jump. “Gives a lot of energy,” everybody gladly thought. But then his face turned blue and he coughed for quite some time. We thought that it was some sort of side effect and decided to try coffee by ourselves but then realized what had happened. The coffee was terrible. So bitter and dry. Almost impossible to swallow. We coughed and coughed and ate a lot of snow before we could speak again.

After recovery we dug a deep hole and buried coffee there. So much about penguins and coffee… In conclusion, today’s penguin-wisdom: don’t try to eat coffee if you’re a penguin. Probably shouldn’t eat it even you’re not a penguin. Crazy stuff.