Famous Quotes About Breakfast

“There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.”
- unknown

“The difference between ‘involvement’ and ‘commitment’ is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was ‘involved’ - the pig was ‘committed’.”
- unknown

“I went to a café that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Rennaisance.”
- W.C. Fields

“”When you wake up in the morning, Pooh,” said Piglet at last, “what’s the first thing you say to yourself?”
“What’s for breakfast?” said Pooh. “What do you say, Piglet?”
“I say, I wonder what’s going to happen exciting today?” said Piglet.
Pooh nodded thoughtfully. “It’s the same thing,” he said.”
- A.A.Milne

“Some breakfast food manufacturer hit upon the simple notion of emptying out the leavings of carthorse nose bags, adding a few other things like unconsumed portions of chicken layer’s mash, and the sweepings of racing stables, packing the mixture in little bags and selling them in health food shops.”
- Frank Muir

“The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast.”
- Gabriel Garcia Marquez

“I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas. But is she grateful? No, she says she’d rather have it in a cup.”
- Eric Morecambe

“My wife is my first audience. She’s a tough lady, so I can’t say that I ever scare her. Except, of course, when she sees me the way I look before breakfast.”
-Dean Koontz

“There are those who love to get dirty and fix things. They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean, just appreciate things. At breakfast they have milk and juice at night. There are those who do both, they drink tea.”
- Gary Snyder

“We had our breakfasts - whatever happens in a house, robbery or murder, it doesn’t matter, you must have your breakfast.”
- Wilkie Collins

“I like breakfast-time better than any other moment in the day,” said Mr. Irwine. “No dust has settled on one’s mind then, and it presents a clear mirror to the rays of things.”
- George Eliot

“Alice laughed. “There’s no use trying,” she said. “One can’t believe impossible things.”
“I daresay you haven’t had much practice,” said the Queen. “When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.?”
- Lewis Carroll

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